Out like the fat kid in dodgeball

I was invited to play for a co-ed Chicago Sport and Social Club soccer team mid-season by Nash's girlfriend, who we will refer to as The Nurse. The Nurse's hot roommate also plays, but we'll have to come up with a name for her later. I have had an excellent time freezing my pale white ass off with this crew over the past few weeks out on the pitch and in our sponsor's bar, Durkin's.

Last night, we lost 5-1 in the 2nd round of the playoffs (because getting to the 2nd round is all about a 1st round bye.) Of course, I blame this largely due to the fact that we have several of the aforementioned "Green Weenies" on our team. The lesson, as always, don't trust people from OU.