For Fitz

Sorry I didn't get this up here last night, a bunch of us went to a bar called Take Five over on Southport. The Miami Alumni Association set up a viewing party for the Miami-Bowling Green game that was on ESPN2. It was a pretty good time and believe it or not, Jackson Rohm showed up and played after the game ended. It was kind of odd seeing and hearing him play in a place that he couldn't make out with freshman after the show, but, whatever. Miami even won, improving to 2-9 on the season, thanks to a missed 23-yard field goal with 41 seconds remaining. The game was played in a down pour and the field at Bowling Green was a giant mud pit. Congrats boys, well done!

Anyways, the bar itself...I'm annoyed that the alumni committee picked it, because it turns out, it's a Michigan bar. Odds are I'll never set foot in it again even though it's a mere four blocks from my house. Of course, there was a cute little waitress that I was trying to flirt with, but I'm basically a huge embarrassing failure on that end and my heart is elsewhere lately. Plus she works in a damn Michigan bar! Not worth it!

On with the joke:

Coaches Jim Tressel and Lloyd Carr are walking down the beach talking about the new rivalry that started when Jim took over as tOSU head coach. As they are walking, Lloyd trips over something in the sand. Upon closer inspection it turns out to be a genie's lamp.

"Who disturbs me?" asked the genie. Jim and Lloyd both say they did it.

"You will each get one wish," said the genie.

Lloyd offers to go first. "I want an impenetrable wall built around the entire state of Michigan so that none of those stupid Ohioans can ever get in. I want it as far down into the ground as it is high, and I want it to be completely sealed in so that we can finally have our peace!"

The genie grants the wish to Lloyd and he is instantly whisked away to his new paradise. The genie now tells Jim he'll grant him one wish.

Jim says, "Fill it up with water."



Alright, one more since I was tardy with that one....

A little boy and his mother were walking through a cemetery when they came upon a headstone that read: "Here lies a Michigan graduate and a good man."

The little boy asked his mother,"Mommy, why did they bury two people in there?"